Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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