i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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