did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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