Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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