Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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