Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Rumble strips road head = magical
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
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