I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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