At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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