i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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