Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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