I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
