Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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