Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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