you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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