She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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