My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize