I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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