all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
