Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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