i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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