question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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