You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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