I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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