Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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