Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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