careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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