Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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