Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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