our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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