either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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