did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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