I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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