My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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