Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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