Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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