Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She's the barista slut.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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