I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Can Purell be used as lube?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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