moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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