their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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