I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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