I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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