I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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