i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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