problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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