the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
only if we run a train.
done.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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