I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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