Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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