just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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