too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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