Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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