I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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