no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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