You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
