Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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