I think I died a long time ago.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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