I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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